hi :)

Hi it's Maddy <3

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  • girl: babe come over
  • boy: I can't I'm having a threesome with an older couple
  • girl: my parents aren't home
  • boy: I know
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con-vic-tion:

holyshit hahahahahahahaah

onlylolgifs:

Dogs Playing Fruit Ninja

onlylolgifs:

Katy Perry’s first and last attempt at crowd surfing

watdawut:

Me saving my grades at the end of a term

largecoin:

what a day!!!!!!!! nothing happened and i was tired

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scotty-bear:

Swag swag

896

120gb:

shuts your mouth with my mouth because damn youre gorgeous

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stunningpicture:

Subway ticket machine in Moscow accepts 30 squats as its payment.

nickfuckface:

parents: “u should be more active”
me: image

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